hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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