Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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