No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Randomize
