went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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