I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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