its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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