All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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