His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
soo... how was my night?
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