we have officially lost it.
Welp...herpes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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