I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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