the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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