I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize