I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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