He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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