Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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