i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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