my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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