I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i dont even know how to be here
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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