how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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