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So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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