Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
