So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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