So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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