What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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