How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
