Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize