Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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