She's JV to your varsity
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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