We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
my poor anus
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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