I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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