What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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