in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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