so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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