Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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