And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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