Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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