you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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