I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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