nut hugger
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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