on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bring money and cleavage
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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