My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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