Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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