Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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