The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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