OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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