so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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