Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Who died my cat blue again?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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