school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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