Moan for me like Helen Keller
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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