If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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