Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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