Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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