So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Hippo gnu deer
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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