You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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