Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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