Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i dont even know how to be here
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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